Mayelana noTyler Durden (uBrad Pitt):

UWilliam Bradley Pitt (UTyler Durden)  (owazalwa ngoDisemba 18, 1963) ungumlingisi waseMelika nomkhiqizi wamafilimu. Ungumamukeli we ukunconywa okuningi, kufaka phakathi i Academy Award, a Umklomelo weBritish Academy Film, kanye nababili Golden Globe Awards ngokulingisa kwakhe, ngaphezu kwe-Academy Award yesibili, umklomelo wesibili weBritish Academy Film Award, owesithathu weGolden Globe Award, kanye Umklomelo wokuqala we-Emmy njengomkhiqizi ngaphansi kwenkampani yakhe yokukhiqiza, Hlela B Ukuzijabulisa.

UPitt kuqala uthole ukuqashelwa njengomuntu oshayela izinkomo kwifilimu yomgwaqo UThelma noLouise (1991). Izindima zakhe zokuqala zokuhola emikhiqizweni yesabelomali esikhulu yeza namafilimu edrama Umfula Uhamba Ngayo (1992) kanye Izinganekwane Zokuwa (1994), nefilimu eyethusayo Ukuxoxisana neVampire (1994). Unikeze ukusebenza okuhlonishwe ngokujulile kule thriller yobugebengu Isikhombisa (1995) nefilimu eqanjiwe yesayensi Izinkanyezi ze-12 (1995), owokugcina amtholela a Umklomelo we-Golden Globe we-Actor Best Supporting nokuphakanyiswa komklomelo we-Academy.

UPitt ungene inkanyezi ku Fight Club (1999) nefilimu ye-heist I-Ocean Eleven (2001), kanye nokulandela kwayo, IShumi Nambili Elwandle (2004) kanye I-Ocean's Thirteen (2007). Impumelelo yakhe enkulu kwezentengiso ibe I-Ocean Eleven, Troy (2004), UMnu noNkk. Smith (2005), Impi Yezwe Z (2013), kanye Kanye Ngesikhathi EsiseHollywood (2019), awutholile wawina i-Golden Globe Award yesibili kanye ne- Umklomelo We-Academy Wokuxhaswa Okuhle Kakhulu.

Eminye imiklomelo kaPitt Academy Award eqokiwe bekukhona The Case Curious sakwaBenjamini Button (2008) kanye I-Moneyball (2011). Ukhiqizile asebesishiyile (2006) kanye Iminyaka eyi-12 ibe yisigqila (2013), womabili awine i- Umklomelo We-Academy Wezithombe ezihamba phambili, futhi Isihlahla sokuPhila (2011), I-Moneyball, Futhi Okufushane Okufushane (2015), bonke abaphakanyiselwe i-Best Picture. Eceleni George Clooney, UPitt ungomunye wabalingisi ababili abake banqoba ama-Academy Awards womabili Umlingisi Osezingeni Eliphezulu kanye neBest Picture.

Njengomuntu obekiwe emphakathini, uPitt ukhonjwe njengomunye wabantu abanamandla nabanethonya embonini yezokungcebeleka yaseMelika. Sekuyiminyaka eminingi ekhonjwa njengowomhlaba indoda ekhanga kakhulu ngemithombo yezindaba eyahlukahlukene, futhi ngempilo yakhe yangasese iyindaba esakazwa kabanzi. Uhlukanisile nabalingisi Jennifer Aniston futhi Angelina Jolie. UPitt unezingane eziyisithupha noJolie, ezintathu kuzo zatholwa emazweni omhlaba. (Tyler Durden)

Isiqalo sokuphila

UPitt wazalwa ngoDisemba 18, 1963, e I-Shawnee, Oklahoma, kuWilliam Alvin Pitt, umnikazi wenkampani yamaloli, noJane Etta (née Hillhouse), umeluleki wesikole. Ngokushesha umndeni wathuthela ku ISkyfield, eMissouri, lapho ayehlala khona kanye nezingane zakubo, UDouglas Mitchell (owazalwa ngo-1966) noJulie Neal (owazalwa ngo-1969). Wazalelwa emndenini wamaKristu osadla ngoludala, wakhuliswa njengo ISouthern Baptist futhi kamuva “ahlukane [d] phakathi ukungakholelwa kuNkulunkulu futhi ukungakholelwa kuNkulunkulu. ” Kamuva wabuyisana nenkolelo yakhe engokomoya. UPitt uchaze iSpanishfield njengo “Mark Twain izwe, Jesse James ezweni, ”njengoba ekhule“ enamagquma amaningi, enamachibi amaningi. ” (UTyler Durden)

UPitt ubekhona IKickapoo High School, lapho ayeyilungu lamaqembu egalofu, ukubhukuda namathenisi. Ubambe iqhaza ezikoleni Key futhi Forensics amakilabhu, izingxoxo zasesikoleni, nakwezomculo. Ngemuva kokuphothula esikoleni esiphakeme, uPitt wabhalisa University of Missouri ngo-1982, kugxile kwezobuntatheli kugxilwe kwezokukhangisa. Lapho kuthweswa iziqu, uPitt wayengazizwa ekulungele ukuhlala phansi. (UTyler Durden)

Wayewathanda amafilimu— “ingosi eya emazweni ahlukahlukene kimi” - futhi, njengoba amafilimu ayengenziwa eMissouri, wanquma ukuya lapho enziwa khona. Kusasele amasonto amabili ukuqeda izifundo ngeziqu, uPitt washiya inyuvesi wathuthela eLos Angeles, lapho athola khona izifundo zokulingisa futhi wenza imisebenzi engajwayelekile. Uqambe igama Gary Oldman, Sean Penn, Futhi Mickey Rourke njengabalingisi bakhe bokuqala. (UTyler Durden)

Izimbangela zosizo nezombusazwe

UPitt uvakashele i- University of Missouri ngo-Okthoba 2004 ukukhuthaza abafundi ukuthi bavote ku 2004 ukhetho lwaseMelika, lapho ayesekela khona John Kerry. Kamuva ngo-Okthoba, wasekela esidlangalaleni umgomo wokuxhaswa ngemali komphakathi ucwaningo lwe-embryonic stem-cell. "Kumele siqiniseke ukuthi siyavula lezi zindlela ukuze konke okusemandleni ethu nokugqama kwethu sikwazi ukuthola le mithi abakholwa ukuthi bazoyithola", kusho yena. Ekusekeleni lokhu wavuma 71 isiphakamiso, uhlelo lokuvota lwaseCalifornia okuhloswe ngalo ukuhlinzeka uhulumeni ngezimali ngocwaningo lwama-stem-cell. (UTyler Durden)

UPitt uyasekela Umkhankaso Owodwa, inhlangano ehlose ukulwa nengculazi nobubha emazweni asathuthuka. Ulandise ngo-2005 PBS uchungechunge lwethelevishini lomphakathi I-Rx Yokusinda: Inselelo Yezempilo Yomhlaba Wonke, ekhuluma ngezinkinga zamanje zomhlaba jikelele zezempilo. Ngonyaka olandelayo uPitt noJolie bandizela e Haiti, lapho bavakashela khona isikole esasekelwa uYéle Haïti, okuyinhlangano esiza abantulayo eyasungulwa ngumculi we-hip hop owazalelwa eHaiti Wyclef Jean.  (UTyler Durden)

NgoMeyi 2007, uPitt noJolie banikele ngo- $ 1 million ezinhlanganweni ezintathu ku Chad futhi Sudan abazinikele kulabo abathintekayo enkingeni esifundeni saseDarfur. Kanye noClooney, uDamon, Don Cheadle, UDavid Pressman, Futhi UJerry Weintraub, UPitt ungomunye wabasunguli be-Not On Our Watch, okuyinhlangano egxila emhlabeni wonke ekunqandeni "ubudlova obukhulu".

UPitt unentshisekelo eqhubekayo ekwakhiweni kwezakhiwo, ngisho nokuthatha isikhathi kude nefilimu ukuyofunda ngomklamo osizwa ngamakhompyutha emahhovisi eLos Angeles omakhi owaziwayo UFrank Gehry. Ulandise ukwakheka kwe-e2, uchungechunge lwethelevishini lwe-PBS lugxile emizamweni yomhlaba wonke yokwakha izakhiwo ezingayilimazi imvelo ngokusebenzisa ukwakheka okusimeme nokuklama.  (UTyler Durden)

Ngo-2000, wabhala ngokubhala incwadi yezakhiwo ku- Indlu emnyama nabakhi bezakhiwo uThomas A. Heinz noRandell Makinson. Ngo-2006, wasungula i- Kwenze Kube Isisekelo Esiqondile, ehlela ochwepheshe bezindlu eNew Orleans ukuze baxhase futhi bakhe izindlu ezintsha eziyi-150 ezisezingeni eliphezulu nezingabizi eNew Orleans's Isigceme Sesishiyagalolunye kulandela ukubhujiswa okubangelwe yi- ISiphepho uKatrina. (UTyler Durden)

Le phrojekthi ifaka amafemu ezakhiwo ayi-13 nenhlangano yezemvelo I-Global Green USA, namafemu amaningana anikela ngezinsizakalo zawo. UPitt no-philanthropist Ukukhala kukaSteve ngamunye unikele ngeminikelo eyizigidi ezingama- $ 5. Amakhaya okuqala ayisithupha aqedwa ngo-Okthoba 2008, kwathi ngoSepthemba 2009 uPitt wathola umklomelo wokubonga iphrojekthi evela ku UMkhandlu Wokwakha Oluhlaza wase-US, inhlangano yokuhweba engenzi nzuzo ekhuthaza ukusimama ekutheni izakhiwo zakhiwe kanjani, zakhiwa futhi zisebenze kanjani. 

UPitt wahlangana noMongameli wase-US Barack Obama kanye noSomlomo weNdlu yabamele Nancy Pelosi ngoMashi 2009 ukuthuthukisa umqondo wakhe we izindlu eziluhlaza njengesibonelo sikazwelonke nokuxoxa ngamathuba wokuxhaswa kwezimali nguhulumeni.

NgoSepthemba 2006, uPitt noJolie basungula inhlangano esiza umphakathi, iJolie-Pitt Foundation, ukusiza izimbangela zosizo emhlabeni wonke. Isisekelo senze iminikelo yokuqala ye- $ 1 million ngamunye ku- Isenzo Somhlaba Wonke Sezingane futhi Odokotela Ngaphandle Kwemingcele, kwalandelwa umnikelo ka-Okthoba 2006 wama- $ 100,000 kuDaniel Pearl Foundation, okuyinhlangano eyakhelwe ukukhumbula intatheli yaseMelika engasekho UDaniel Pearl. 

Ngokuya ngemibiko yenhlangano, uPitt noJolie batshale imali eyizigidi ezingama- $ 8.5 kusisekelo e2006; yanikela ngama- $ 2.4 million ngo-2006 kanye no- $ 3.4 million ngo-2007. Ngo-June 2009, i-Jolie-Pitt Foundation yanikela ngo- $ 1 million kunhlangano yababaleki be-UN ukusiza abasePakistan abashiya izindawo zabo ngokulwa phakathi kwamasosha I-Taliban amasosha. NgoJanuwari 2010, isisekelo sinikele nge- $ 1 million kuDoctors Without Borders ngosizo oluphuthumayo lwezokwelapha ukusiza izisulu ze- Ukuzamazama komhlaba eHaiti.

UPitt ungumsekeli womshado wobulili obufanayo. Engxoxweni ka-Okthoba 2006 no Esquire, UPitt uthe uzoshada noJolie lapho wonke umuntu eMelika esemthethweni esemthethweni ekwazi ukushada. NgoSepthemba 2008, wanikela ngama- $ 100,000 emkhankasweni wokulwa nesiphakamiso sokuvota saseCalifornia ngo-2008 8 isiphakamiso, isinyathelo sokugumbuqela isinqumo seNkantolo Ephakeme yombuso okwakukhona ngokomthetho umshado wobulili obuhlukile. 

Ngo-Mashi 2012, uPitt waboniswa ekusebenzeni kwe- UDustin Lance Okumnyamaukudlala, 8 - ukulingiswa okuhleliwe kwe- icala lombuso lokho kuguqule iCalifornia I-Prop 8 ban emshadweni wobulili obufanayo - njengoJaji UVaughn Walker.

NgoSepthemba 2012, uPitt uphinde waqinisekisa ukweseka kwakhe uMongameli u-Obama, wathi, "Ngingumsekeli ka-Obama futhi ngisekela umkhankaso wakhe wokhetho lwase-US." Ngo-Okthoba 2020, walandisa ngesikhangiso se- Joe Biden's Umkhankaso kamongameli we-2020.

Ukuphila komuntu siqu

Relationships

Ngasekupheleni kweminyaka yama-1980 kanye nasekuqaleni kwawo-1990, uPitt wayebandakanyekile ebudlelwaneni obulandelanayo nabalingane bakhe abambalwa, kufaka phakathi URobin Givens (Inhloko Yekilasi), UJill schoelen (cutting Class), futhi UJuliette Lewis (Incane Encane Ukufa? futhi kalifornia). Ngaphezu kwalokho, uPitt wayenothando oludumile kakhulu nokuzibandakanya kwakhe Isikhombisa inkanyezi, Gwyneth Paltrow, owathandana naye kusuka ngo-1994 kuya ku-1997.

UPitt wahlangana nomlingisi Jennifer Aniston ngo-1998 futhi bashada emcimbini womshado wangasese ngo Malibu ngoJulayi 29, 2000. NgoJanuwari 2005, uPitt no-Aniston bamemezela ukuthi bathathe isinqumo sokuhlukana. Ezinyangeni ezimbili kamuva, u-Aniston wafaka isicelo sesehlukaniso, ecaphuna ukungafani okungalungiseki. Isehlukaniso sikaPitt no-Aniston saqedwa ngu Inkantolo Ephakeme yaseLos Angeles ngo-Okthoba 2, 2005. Naphezu kwemibiko yabezindaba yokuthi uPitt no-Aniston babenobudlelwano obushubile, uPitt wathi kwinhlolokhono kaFebhuwari 2009 ukuthi yena no-Aniston “bayabuzana”, wengeza ngokuthi bobabili babeyingxenye enkulu yempilo yomunye nomunye.

Ngesikhathi kuqhubeka inqubo kaPitt yesehlukaniso, ukuzibandakanya kwakhe naye UMnu noNkk. Smith co-inkanyezi Angelina Jolie kudonse ukunakwa kwabezindaba. UJolie noPitt bathi babethandana kakhulu futhi kwakungekho ukungathembeki. Ngo-Ephreli 2005, ngemuva kwenyanga u-Aniston efake isicelo sesehlukaniso, kwavela isethi yezithombe zepaparazzi ezibonisa uPitt, uJolie, nendodana yakhe uMaddox ebhishi Kenya; abezindaba bahumushe izithombe njengobufakazi bobudlelwano phakathi kukaPitt noJolie.

Kuwo wonke u-2005, laba bobabili babonwa ndawonye kanye nemvamisa ekhulayo, nabezindaba zokuzijabulisa baqamba lo mbhangqwana “Brangelina“. NgoJanuwari 11, 2006, uJolie ukuqinisekisile Abantu ukuthi ukhulelwe ingane kaPitt, ngaleyo ndlela evuma obala ubudlelwane babo okokuqala. UPitt noJolie bamemezele ukuzibandakanya kwabo ngo-Ephreli 2012 ngemuva kweminyaka eyisikhombisa bendawonye. Babeshade ngo-Agasti 23, 2014, emcimbini wangasese e IMiraval Castle, EFrance. NgoSepthemba 19, 2016, uJolie wafaka isicelo sesehlukaniso kuPitt, ecaphuna ukungezwani okungalungiseki. Ngo-Ephreli 12, 2019, inkantolo yabuyisela uJolie noPitt esimweni sokungashadi kwathiwa bahlukanisile.

Izingane

NgoJulayi 2005, uPitt wahamba noJolie baya Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, lapho athola khona ingane yakhe yesibili, uZahara Marley. NgoDisemba 3, 2005, uPitt wayesenqubweni yokuba ngubaba wokutholwa kaZahara, kanye nengane yokuqala kaJolie yokutholwa, uMaddox Chivan. NgoJanuwari 19, 2006, ijaji laseCalifornia lavuma isicelo sikaJolie sokushintsha izibongo zezingane zisuke ku- “Jolie” ziye ku- “Jolie-Pitt”. Ukwamukelwa kwaqedelwa kungekudala.

UJolie wazala indodakazi uShilo Nouvel e I-Swakopmund, Namibia, ngoMeyi 27, 2006. UPitt ukuqinisekisile ukuthi indodakazi yabo esanda kuzalwa izolungela iphasiphothi yaseNamibia. Lezi zithandani zithengise izithombe zokuqala zikaShilo ngomsabalalisi Getty Images; amalungelo aseNyakatho Melika athengwa ngu Abantu ngaphezulu kwe- $ 4.1 million, ngenkathi Sawubona! ithole amalungelo aseBrithani cishe ama- $ 3.5 million. Imali etholakele ngokudayiswa yanikelwa ezinhlanganweni ezisiza umphakathi ezazisiza izingane zase-Afrika.^[215] Nkosikazi Tussauds eNew York kwethulwe i isibalo se-wax weShilo onezinyanga ezimbili; kuphawulwe okokuqala lapho usana lwenziwa kabusha ngengcina nguMadame Tussauds.

NgoMashi 15, 2007, uJolie wamukela uPax Thien oneminyaka emithathu wasekhaya lezintandane e I-Ho Chi Minh City, EVietnam. UPitt wamukela uPax e-United States ngoFebhuwari 21, 2008.

Ngesikhathi Umkhosi wefilimu we-Cannes ngoMeyi 2008, uJolie wakuqinisekisa ukuthi wayelindele amawele. Ubelethe indodana uKnox Léon nendodakazi uVivienne Marcheline ngoJulayi 12, 2008 e Nice, EFrance. Amalungelo ezithombe zokuqala zikaKnox noVivienne athengiselwa ngokuhlanganyela Abantu futhi Sawubona! ngezigidi eziyi-14 zamaRandi—izithombe zosaziwayo ezibiza kakhulu ezake zathathwa. Lezi zithandani zinikele ngemali etholakele kuJolie-Pitt Foundation.

NgoSepthemba 2016, i- FBI kanye noMnyango Wezingane Nezinsizakalo Zomndeni eLos Angeles waphenya uPitt nge ukuhlukunyezwa kwezingane kulandela isigameko esenzeka endizeni, lapho uPitt asolwa khona ngumuntu ongaziwa ukuthi wayemhlukumeza ngamazwi nangokomzimba enye yezingane zakhe. UPitt uthe ubeke izandla zakhe enganeni yakhe kodwa akazange ayishaye, kodwa wabambisana nophenyo. Embikweni wawo wokugcina ophenyweni, uMnyango Wezingane Nezinsizakalo Zomndeni eLos Angeles wanquma ukuthi uPitt akazange ahlukumeze ngokomzimba noma iyiphi yezingane zakhe. UPitt uphinde wasulwa yi-FBI nganoma yikuphi ukungalungi.

Utshwala

NgoSepthemba 2016, uPitt wasanguluka futhi waqala ukuya khona Utshwala obungaziwa imihlangano. NgoDisemba 2019, wabhala i-athikili ye- Interview lapho akhuluma khona nowakhe Izinganekwane Zokuwa futhi Hlangana noJoe Black u-costar kanye nozakwabo oselulama utshwala Anthony Hopkins mayelana nokuhlangenwe nakho kwabo ngokulutha nokululama.

Isithombe somphakathi

UPitt ucashunwe njenge- uphawu locansi ngemithombo eminingi, kufaka phakathi Empire, owamqamba njengomunye wabalingisi abangama-25 abathanda ubulili emlandweni wamafilimu ngo-1995. Ngawo lowo nyaka, wabizwa ngegama Abantu's Indoda Ephila Ngocansi Kakhulu, udumo waluthola futhi ngo-2000. UPitt wavela ngo Forbes'minyaka yonke Usaziwayo 100 uhlu losaziwayo abano-100 abanamandla kakhulu kusukela ngo-2006 kuya ku-2008 ababeka izinombolo 20, 5 no-10, ngokulandelana.

Ngo-2007, wabonakala ku- Isikhathi 100 uhlu, ukuhlanganiswa kwabantu abayikhulu abanethonya kakhulu emhlabeni, njengoba kukhethwa minyaka yonke ngu Isikhathi umagazini. Lo magazini utuse uPitt ngokusebenzisa “amandla akhe ezinkanyezi ukwenza abantu babheke [lapho] amakhamera angavamile ukubamba khona”. Waphinde wafakwa ku- Isikhathi 100 ngo-2009, kulokhu ohlwini lwama- “Builders and Titans”.

Kusukela ngo-2005, ubudlelwano bukaPitt no-Angelina Jolie baba ngenye yezindaba ezidume kakhulu emhlabeni. Ngemuva kokuthi uJolie eqinisekisiwe ukuthi ukhulelwe ekuqaleni kuka-2006, umnyakazo wabezindaba omkhulu owawuzungeze lo mbhangqwana wafinyelela kuphi Reuters, endabeni enesihloko esithi "I-Brangelina fever," ebizwa ngokuthi "iphuzu lokusangana". 

Ukugwema ukunakwa ngabezindaba, lo mbhangqwana wandizela ku Namibia ngokuzalwa kwendodakazi yabo uShilo, eyachazwa yibhulogi ye-paparazzi ngokuthi “ingane elindelwe kakhulu kusukela ngoJesu Kristu.” Ngokufanayo, inzalo enkulu yabezindaba yabingelela isimemezelo sokukhulelwa kwesibili kukaJolie eminyakeni emibili kamuva; amasonto amabili uJolie ahlala esibhedlela ngasolwandle e Nice, izintatheli nabathwebuli bezithombe bakanise ngaphandle emgwaqeni babike ngokuzalwa.

Ocwaningweni lomkhakha wembulunga yonke ngo-2006 ACNielsen ezimakethe ezingama-42 zamazwe omhlaba, uPitt, kanye noJolie, batholakala njengabaxhasi abangosaziwayo abathandayo bemikhiqizo nemikhiqizo emhlabeni jikelele. UPitt uvele kwizikhangiso eziningi zethelevishini. Emakethe yase-US, wadlala inkanyezi ku- I-Heineken ezentengiselwano ezisakazwa ngesikhathi se- 2005 Super Bowls; yayiqondiswa nguDavid Fincher, owayeqondise uPitt Isikhombisa, Fight Club, Futhi The Case Curious sakwaBenjamini Button. 

Okunye ukuvela kwezebhizinisi kufike ezindaweni zethelevishini kufaka phakathi I-Acura Integra, lapho aboniswa khona imodeli ehlukile yaseRussia UTatiana Sorokko, kanye ne I-SoftBank, Futhi U-Edwin Jeans. NgoJuni 2, 2015, i- iplanethi encane U-29132 uBradpitt wabizwa njengodumo lwakhe.

Tyler Durden

UTyler Durden ungomunye wabalingisi bebhayisikobho edumile yeFight Club. Ifilimu, eqondiswa nguDavid Fincher, isuselwa encwadini efanayo noChuck Palahniuk. (UTyler Durden)

I-Fight Club akuyona ifilimu ekhuluma ngokulwa noma iqembu elithile elijwayelekile lokulwa, iFight Club yifilimu ekhuluma ngempilo ofuna ukuyiphila, nokuzidela, ubuhlungu, izinselelo, nemigwaqo enzima yokufika lapho. (UTyler Durden)

Uma ngabe ungakaze uyibuke i-movie noma ufunde inoveli nganoma yisiphi isikhathi, manje yisikhathi esifanele sokwenza. (UTyler Durden)

Iphuzu ngu…
Yeka ukuba yikhophi. Ungenzi ibhizinisi ongalifuni, ungathengi izinto ongazidingi, ungazami ukuba yinto ongeyona. Shintsha izinto empilweni yakho, zenze ngaphandle kokwesaba ukwehluleka, ubungozi, ukulamula nokuhlekwa usulu. Ungesabi ukwehluka kwabanye futhi okubaluleke kakhulu, ungesabi ukuba nguwe. (UTyler Durden)

Ngalowo moya, nazi izingcaphuno eziyi-16 ezivela kuTyler Durden ezingakusiza ukuthi uqhubeke futhi uzithole. (UTyler Durden)

1. Kungemva kokulahlekelwa yikho konke lapho sikhululekile ukwenza noma yini. (UTyler Durden)

2. Awuyena umsebenzi wakho. Awuyona imali onayo ebhange. Awuyona imoto ohamba ngayo. Awusiwona okuqukethwe kwesikhwama sakho semali. Awuyena f ***** g khakis wakho. Uyisidlabha sokucula sonke, esidansa sonke emhlabeni. (UTyler Durden)

3. Izinto onazo zigcina sezingezakho. (UTyler Durden)

4. Singabathengi. Siyimikhiqizo evela ekuthathekeni kwendlela yokuphila. (UTyler Durden)

5. Kufanele ubheke ukuthi kungenzeka yini ukuthi uNkulunkulu akakuthandi. Akakaze akufune. Kuwo wonke amathuba Uyakuzonda. Akuyona into embi kakhulu engenzeka. (UTyler Durden)

6. Ngaphandle kobuhlungu, ngaphandle komhlatshelo, besingeke sibe nalutho. (UTyler Durden)

7. Obaba bethu babeyizibonelo zethu kuNkulunkulu, uma obaba bethu bebheyili, lokho kukutshelani ngoNkulunkulu? (UTyler Durden)

8. F *** ukulahlwa, f *** ukuhlengwa. Singabantwana bakaNkulunkulu abangafuneki? Makube njalo! (UTyler Durden)

9. Okokuqala, kufanele uyeke. Okokuqala, kufanele wazi, hhayi ukwesaba, wazi ukuthi ngelinye ilanga uzokufa. (UTyler Durden)

10. Ufuna ukwenza i-omelet, kufanele uphule amaqanda. (UTyler Durden)

11. Ukunamathisela izimpaphe ku-butt yakho akukwenzi inkukhu. (UTyler Durden)

12. Yenqaba imicabango eyisisekelo yempucuko, ikakhulukazi ukubaluleka kwezinto ezibonakalayo. (UTyler Durden)

13. Ngithi ungalokothi uphelele, ngithi yekela ukuphelela, ngithi ake… masiguquke, ama-chip awele lapho angahle aphelele khona. (UTyler Durden)

14. Ndoda, ngibona kuFight Club amadoda aqine futhi ahlakaniphe kunabo bonke abake baphila. Ngibona konke lokhu okungenzeka. Futhi ngiyabona ichitheka. UNkulunkulu ulahlile, sonke isizukulwane sidonsa igesi, amatafula okulinda - izigqila ezinekhola ezimhlophe. Ukukhangisa kunathi sijaha izimoto nezingubo, imisebenzi yokusebenza esiyizondayo ukuze sikwazi ukuthenga s *** asiyidingi.

Singabantwana abaphakathi komlando, ndoda. Ayikho injongo noma indawo. Asinayo iMpi Enkulu. Akukho Ukudangala Okukhulu. Impi yethu enkulu iyimpi engokomoya. Ukudana kwethu okukhulu yimpilo yethu. Sonke sikhuliswe kuthelevishini ukuthi sikholwe ukuthi ngelinye ilanga sonke sizoba ngosozigidi, futhi sibe ngonkulunkulu bama-movie, nezingwazi ze-rock, kodwa ngeke. Futhi silifunda kancane lelo qiniso. Futhi siqedwe kakhulu. (UTyler Durden)

15. Ukushaya phansi akuyona ukuhlehla ngempelasonto. Akusiyo ingqungquthela eyenzelwe uNkulunkulu. Misa ukuzama ukulawula yonke into bese uvele uyeke! YEKELA! (UTyler Durden)

16. Uma ufunda lokhu lesi sixwayiso esakho. Wonke amagama owafunda ngalokhu kuphrinta okuhle okungenamsebenzi kungenye yesibili empilweni yakho. Awunazo ezinye izinto okufanele uzenze? Ngabe impilo yakho ayinalutho kangangokuba ngokweqiniso awukwazi ukucabanga indlela engcono yokusebenzisa lezi zikhathi? Noma ingabe umxhwele kangaka ngegunya uze unikeze inhlonipho nokukholelwa kubo bonke abathi bayalifuna? Ngabe ufunda konke okufanele ukufunde?

Ngabe ucabanga konke okufanele ucabange ngakho? Thenga lokho okutshelwe ukuthi kufanele ukufune? Phuma endlini yakho. Hlangana nowesilisa wobulili obuhlukile. Misa ukuthenga ngokweqile nokushaya indlwabu. Yeka umsebenzi wakho. Qala ukulwa. Fakazela ukuthi uyaphila. Uma ungabuthathi ubuntu bakho uzoba yisibalo. Uxwayisiwe. (UTyler Durden)

Khumbula into eyodwa, lena impilo yakho futhi iphela umzuzu owodwa ngesikhathi. Yeka ukuba yisigqila sempilo yesimanje, yenza okufunayo.

Uma ngasizathu simbe ungafuni ukuzishintsha, ungalandela le mithetho.

Imithetho ye- UMolooco Club

1. Umthetho wokuqala weMolooco Club uthi: Udinga ukukhuluma ngeMolooco Club.
2. Umthetho wesibili weMolooco Club uthi: Udinga ukukhuluma ngeMolooco Club.
3. Umthetho wesithathu weMolooco Club: Ungaphuli imithetho emibili yokuqala.
4. Umthetho wesine: Spread the word about Molooco Club.
5. Umthetho wesihlanu: Uma uwuthanda lo mbhalo, wabelana ngawo kumanethiwekhi omphakathi.
6. Umthetho wesithupha: Uma ungawuthandi lo mbhalo (okuyinto engenakwenzeka), noma kunjalo wabelana ngawo kumanethiwekhi omphakathi.
7. Umthetho wesikhombisa: Khululeka.
8. Futhi umthetho wesishiyagalombili nowokugcina: Uma ngabe kungokokuqala ngqa ukuthi ube seMolooco Club, kufanele ushiye amazwana.